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A Special Valentine

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own awful valentine:

1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of black paper and pieces of brown paper. You will also need scissors, some dogs, and a marker or a(n) toilet.
2. Cut the black paper into the shape of a(n) superman.
3. Cut a smaller superman shape from the brown paper.
4. Glue the brown paper superman onto the center of the black paper superman.
5. Use the marker or the toilet to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my disgusting Valentine?” or “Yeon Woo thinks you are as mucky as Homer Simpson!”
6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as keyboard or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect awful valentine to give to someone special!
7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been spanking.