Wecky Web Tales

A Special Valentine

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own awful valentine:

1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of black paper and pieces of brown paper. You will also need scissors, some dogs, and a marker or a(n) toilet.
2. Cut the black paper into the shape of a(n) superman.
3. Cut a smaller superman shape from the brown paper.
4. Glue the brown paper superman onto the center of the black paper superman.
5. Use the marker or the toilet to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my disgusting Valentine?” or “Yeon Woo thinks you are as mucky as Homer Simpson!”
6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as keyboard or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect awful valentine to give to someone special!
7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been spanking.

Ode to my puppy

Umm.. We are the best friend, aren't we? I'm sorry because I can't take care of you.

Maybe two years ago? We met first. You seemed very nervous and tired of the new place. Well, I can't find anything like you were before now. I was so worried about you because you were crying a lot at that night. I wanted your mommy coud be alsobe with you but it was impossible.

I can't forget you eventhough I'm not with you. Two sparkling eyes, curious ears, clumsy shortl legs, shaking tail...... Remember we used to play soccer in the backyard? You were just like a little cute angel. In human being society it is hard to find someone like you. You express your feeling without hidig or lieing not as like people around me. Why can't people live like you?

When I belong to you I feel comfortable like a soft goodnight bed. When I'm sad, you become sad, When I'm happy, you become happy. I'm going to meet you in two weeks. The first thing I want to do when I get back home is having walk with you. You are always being curious with everything and you just jump around. But you always run back to me  and we just walk as if nothing happened.

It is getting colder and colder.  I should have made a blanket for you before I come here. You should remind that you are not a palarbear. When it is chilly outside, you should go back to your house and stay. You were always findin something doesn't matter if it's cold or not. I'm really worried because you can catch cold!

I'm like a good parents when I think about you. You can think it is just kind of admonition...... wrong!

That's because I love you.

I've got to tell you that you shouldn't eat anything you want. I'm really happy going outside with you but when you eat trashes on the ground i realy get angry. There is no way to punish you so i'm just warning you. It could be very serious problem to your health, little doggy. Please don't touch, smell or eat anything eventhough it looks delicious. I will trust you because you are not a baby anymore. You are already two years old. Bye Bye~



Ode to a donut

Dear Donut
                                                                                                                           

You are the sweetest, marvelest dream in my life.
I like the way you attract me with rainbowish appearance.
When I touch you
You express your happiness with 'crunchy' sound.

When I see you

You welcome me with full of charmig smile.

When I was little boy

I had my first love with you.
My mom used to come back home with dreamy present.
Little children was in a splendid world with their mommy.

I can't forget eventhough I grew up.

I know that you are a adorable devil.
Tongue always greet you with a gentle handshake
But when you guys become together
White chewers starts to melt because of your honeyedness.

Maybe I will have to go to the most scariest place...

You are just like a brief headache to me.
I couldn't have you because I'm in a jail where you can't be with me.
Even our best friend, chocolate is not allowed.
Without you, I was in the cloud of depression.
Whatever, guess what I had today!
It was you, my old friend!
Covered with sparkling snow
Soft bread inside...
Any word belongs this world can't even show what I felt.
Someday I will see you in the house dunkin
As the time goes by
My happiness will grow bigger and bigger.

Viral Video: The world's most funny dog videos

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This cute and funny video has been seen 18,938,321 times!

Viral Video: Party Rock Anthem

LMFAO's party Rock Anthem has seen 309,973,631 views

Party Rock Anthem mady by LMFAO is one of the most famous music videoon youtube. Eventhough it is not funny or cute, it became viral because of the exciting rhythm and flashy video.

Part of the lyrics from the song

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya shake that

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl? She on my jock
Nonstop when we in the spot, booty movin' weight like she on the block
Where the drank? I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock 'n' roll
Half black, half white, domino, game the money, op-a-doe

Yo, I'm runnin' through these ho's like Drano
I got that devilish flow, rock 'n' roll, no halo
We party rock, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey
Don't you think this lyrics are suitable for the REAL party? Party Rock Anthem" is a mostly electronic composition. It has sold over 5,470,000 digital downloads in the United States^[2] and reached number one in the U.S for six straight weeks. Billboard Hot 100.^[3] It also became the seventh song in the chart's history to spend at least 25 weeks in the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100.


When you are upset or dissapointed in your life, listen to this music and get rid of stress!
It will naturally shows you how to dance crazy